I'd Like to Dig Myself a Hole

I'd Like to Dig Myself a Hole
Words and Music by Christopher White

I'd like to dig myself a hole to China.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to Thailand.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to Australia.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to Staten Island

I'd like to dig myself a hole to Albequerque.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to Cancun.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to the Center of the Earth.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to the Moon.

I'd like to dig myself a hole to England.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to France.
I'd like to dig myself a hole into your head.
I'd like to dig myself a hole into your pants.

I'd like to dig myself a hole Somewhere Else.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to Another Place.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to Another Time.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to Outerspace.

I'd like to dig myself a hole to Fortune.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to Fame.
I couldn't dig a hole as well as a mole,
But I'd like to dig a hole just the same.

I'd like to dig myself a hole into a Mansion.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to the Shore.
I'd like to dig myself a hole into the Ground.
I'd like to dig myself a hole in the Floor.

I'd like to dig myself a hole to the kitchen.
To fix myself a sangwich!
I'd like to dig myself a hole to some Foreign Land
Where everybody speaks a foreign Language.

I'd like to dig myself a hole in some rocks,
So I could make myself a cave.
I'd like to dig myself a hole in the Cemetery,
And stumble into someone else's grave.

I'd like to dig myself a hole to the Ocean.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to the Sky.
I'd like to dig myself a hole to a piece of cake.
I'd like to dig myself a hole into a piece of pie.

I'd like to dig myself a hole around the World
I'd like to dig myself a hole around the Sun
It is plain to see that at least to me,
Digging holes is lots of fun.

I'd like to dig myself a hole out of prison.
I'd like to dig myself a hole so I'll be free.
If I can't dig a hole that goes that far,
At least I'll have a hole where I can pee.

I'd like to dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig dig myself a hole!
I'd like to dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig dig myself a hole!
I'd like to dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig-dig dig myself a hole!
I'd like to dig-dig-dig-dig-dig dig myself a hole! Dig myself a hole!

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