Rabbi 1: An hour or two ago,
I walked into this bar.
I put some schnapps inside me,
Now I’ll go out to my car!

Rabbi 2: Just a minute, Motel!
Stop right now and think!
You’d be stupid to go driving!
You’ve had a lot to drink!

Rabbi 1: But I’m so tired and weary!
Aleichem and Sholom!
Wither must I wander?
It’s time I headed home!

Rabbi 2: Worry not, my brother.
Do not curl your hair,
I haven’t touched a drop,
So I’m fit to drive you there!
As a rabbi to a rabbi,
Not a rabbi to a monk,
I’m reminding you that Jews,
Don’t let Jews drive drunk!