Darling, I love you,
You're the one,
Don't want to shoot you,
With a gun,
But you made me so unhappy,
In such a major way,
That I have to kill you today.

We were so perfect,
We were a pair.
The greatest love,
We did share
I have to pull the trigger,
Because of what you've done,
But I'll remember you, when you're gone

Why'd you have to do it?
Why'd you have to ruin my life?
I could have married you,
You could have been my wife.
You know you had all my affection,
But you melted my barfko-swill collection,
You killed the music in my heart,
Now I'm pushing your body in a shopping cart.

You were the only,
Girl for me,
Don't wanna dump you,
In the sea,
But you ruined my whole life,
So I had to end yours too,
But remember darling, I love you.