Lyrics

Below are the lyrics to many popular Isto songs. These lyrics range in quality from juvenile rubbish to brilliantly poetic works of art. If you have any questions regarding lyrics that are not listed, you will have to direct your questions to Isto himself at  lumberjackisto@yahoo.com

• 311 Degrees in December
• A Bottle and a Book
• A Clockwork Isto
  
• A Freakish Escapade
  
• A Hoarse Horse's Lament
• A Hymn to Mr. Crowell
• A Place in the Isto
• A Simple Lesson
  
• A Tuna Salad Sandwich
  
• After Love's Climax
• Against the Stomach of My Sense
• Alfred Hitchcock at the Arthur Schopenhauer Gala Ball
  
• America Masturbates
• Angel in My Dream
  
• Ann Coulter
• Ariel Sharon
• At the Bottom of an Empty Glass
• Attack of the Martian Karate Ninjas
• Aunt Hilda's Bones
• Banana Farm
• Benjamin Franklin's Revelatory Rite of Passage
  
• Best Thing I Ever Did
  
• Boring People
• Brave New Isto
• Capo
  
• Close Your Eyes
• College (The Hokey Pokey is Really What It's All About)
  
• Corey the Fully-Intact Brain Specimen
• Dance Me to the Grave
• Dead Baby Orgy Club
• Diarrhea Milkshake
• Dick Cheney Shot Me in the Face
  
• Doing the Limbo
  
• Dr. Poopy
• Duet for Rabbis
• Easy Now
• Emily Dickinson
  
• Facing the Dawn with You
• From the Earth to the Isto (And Around the Isto)
  
• Fuck the FCC
• Fun with String Theory
  
• Gateway Drugs
  
• Hamsterdamsel
• Have You Ever Seen a Homosexual Junkie?
• Have You Seen My Mind?
• Hazel Eyes
• Heaven
  
• He's Holding My Hand (And Trying to Walk Away with My Fist)
  
• Higgins
• Hold Me Closer
  
• Homeland Security Blues
• I Am Lost Without You
  
• I Can't Hear the World Turning
  
• I Fell Down
• I Fell Into Some Money
• I Love You from the Bottom of My Pocket
  
• I Have Seen
• I Saw Jehovah Naked
• I'd Like to Dig Myself a Hole
• I'd Love to Be Yours
  
• If I Had A Cent
• If I Knew the Way to Get There, I'd Ask You for a Ride
• If You Kiss Me, I'll Kiss You Back
• If You Wanna Be My Darlin'
• I'm Gonna Forget You
  
• In Dreams (Where Dreams Come True)
• Intelligent Design #4,395,219
• Invasion of the Isto Snatchers
  
• It Happened On Strawberry Hill
  
• It's Alright, Baby
• It's Easy to Fly (If You've Got Wings)
  
• I've Given It Up
• Jeremy Was the Naughtiest Dentist I've Ever Known
• Kiss My Apocalypse
  
• L is for Love (V is for Vengeance)
  
• Leave A Candle Burning for Me
• Leftover Lovin'
  
• Letter from the Bottom of the Sea
  
• Lilliputians
  
• Little Black Death
• Lonely Living on the Road
• Looking out of Windows
  
• Lumberjack Isto
• (Martha Washington Slept Here) Last Night
  
• Masturbating into the American Flag
• Masturbation
• More Than Ever
  
• Moving Out Blues
  
• Mr. Boddy is Dead
• Mr. Coffee
  
• Mr. Horse (I Don't Swing That Way)
  
• Mrs. Bertha Thunderthighs
• My Bonny (Lies under the Ocean)
• My Pajamas
  
• No Safety Net (Hope I Don't Fall Down)
  
• No Syllable of Rude Verse (Has Ever Profaned My Lips)
• Normal People
• Notes from the Underworld
  
• Nothing
  
• (On On On On) On the Toilet
• On the Other Side of the Ocean
  
• Over the Hills
  
• Paranoid
• Penitentiary Pent
  
• Pennies from Hell
• People
  
• Porno Pasta
• Revenge
• Rex Bluesaeorum
  
• Rover the Rambling Dog
  
• Santa Claus is Dead
• Santa's Lap
  
• Satan's Working Overtime (Did Adam and Eve Have Bellybuttons?)
  
• Selling the Goat at Market
• Sexual Side Effects
• Sexy Solo Strut
• Skull-Smashing at the Tauville Study Club
• Some Words Addressed to John Hinckley, Jr.
• Song for Burke's Sister
  
• Spirit in a Bottle
• Suicidal Artists
  
• Sunday Times
• Talking Job Search Blues
• Thank You for the Memories
  
• The Act
• The Anus Has Spoken
• The Ballad of Ed Gein
  
• The Banana Song
• The Cat
• The Day the Isto Stood Still
• The Fly
  
• The Incredible Shrinking Isto
• The Invisible Isto
• The Isto of the Baskervilles
• The Isto Who Could Fly
  
• The Joker Shot My Dog
  
• The Jolly Barber
• The Pain
  
• The Path Back to You
  
• The Rhinocat Suite
• The Shoulder of a Giant
• The Sky is Not a Ceiling
• The Spirit of St. Isto
  
• The Spirits of My Ancestors
  
• The Toilet Will Claim Us All
• The Whiny Singer-Songwriter
  
• There Was A Naked Man
• There's No Wrong Way to Eat a Fetus
  
• There's Something in the Toilet (And It Isn't Mine)
  
• Think of All the Things You Can Do with a Chair!
  
• This Time for the Big One
• Three Hollywood Love Stories
  
• Time Goes By (Scraping up the Roadkill)
• To Be and Be Not
• Transcendentalisto
• Twisted Trees and Leathery Leaves
  
• Ubermensch #438 in a Metro-Police State
• Van Gogh's Song of Love
  
• Wash Your Hands
• We Are But Beer Cans, Chilling in the Cooler of Life
• What Ever Happened to Baby Isto?
  
• What the Fuck
• When Did My Heart Become Yours?
• When I Think of You
  
• When My Guitar Farts
• Where Are You?
• Why Do I Fall In Love So Easily
  
• Why Spend the Day Looking for a Pick (When You Can Just Play Fingerstyle)
• Why You Gotta Do Me Wrong
  
• You Are Special
• You're Not An Alcoholic Till You Graduate
  
• You've Got Me Turnin' Blue

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